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DDATE(1)		  Emperor Norton User Command		      DDATE(1)

NAME
       ddate - convert Gregorian dates to Discordian dates

SYNOPSIS
       ddate [+format] [date]

DESCRIPTION
       ddate prints the	date in	Discordian date	format.

       If  called  with	 no arguments, ddate will get the current system date,
       convert this to the Discordian date format and print this on the	 stan-
       dard  output.  Alternatively,  a	Gregorian date may be specified	on the
       command line, in	the form of a numerical	day, month and year.

       If a format string is specified,	the Discordian date will be printed in
       a format	specified by the string. This mechanism	works similarly	to the
       format string mechanism of date(1), only	almost completely differently.
       The fields are:

       %A     Full name	of the day of the week (i.e., Sweetmorn)

       %a     Abbreviated name of the day of the week (i.e., SM)

       %B     Full name	of the season (i.e., Chaos)

       %b     Abbreviated name of the season (i.e., Chs)

       %d     Cardinal number of day in	season (i.e., 23)

       %e     Ordinal number of	day in season (i.e., 23rd)

       %H     Name of current Holyday, if any

       %N     Magic code to prevent rest of format from	being  printed	unless
	      today is a Holyday.

       %n     Newline

       %t     Tab

       %X     Number  of  days remaining until X-Day. (Not valid if the	SubGe-
	      nius options are not compiled in.)

       %Y     The year of our Lady Discord (i.e., 3182)

       %{

       %}     Used to enclose the part of the string which is to  be  replaced
	      with  the	 words "St. Tib's Day" if the current day is St. Tib's
	      Day.

       %.     Try it and see.

EXAMPLES
       % ddate
       Sweetmorn, Bureaucracy 42, 3161 YOLD

       % ddate +'Today is %{%A,	the %e of %B%},	%Y. %N%nCelebrate %H'
       Today is	Sweetmorn, the 42nd of Bureaucracy, 3161.

       % ddate +"It's %{%A, the	%e of %B%}, %Y.	%N%nCelebrate %H" 26 9 1995
       It's Prickle-Prickle, the 50th of Bureaucracy, 3161.
       Celebrate Bureflux

       % ddate +"Today's %{%A, the %e of %B%}, %Y. %N%nCelebrate %H" 29	2 1996
       Today's St. Tib's Day, 3162.

BUGS
       ddate(1)	will produce undefined behavior	if asked to produce  the  date
       for  St.	Tib's day and its format string	does not contain the St. Tib's
       Day delimiters %{ and %}.

NOTE
       After `X-Day' passed without incident, the Church of the	SubGenius  de-
       clared that it had got the year upside down - X-Day is actually in 8661
       AD rather than 1998 AD.	Thus, the True X-Day is	Cfn 40,	9827.

AUTHOR
       Original	  program   by	 Druel	 the   Chaotic	 aka   Jeremy  Johnson
       (mpython@gnu.ai.mit.edu)
       Major  rewrite  by  Lee	H:.  O:.  Smith,  KYTP,	 aka   Andrew	Bulhak
       (acb@dev.null.org)
       Gregorian  B.C.E.  dates	fixed by Chaplain Nyan the Wiser, aka Dan Dart
       (ntw@dandart.co.uk)
       Five tons of flax.

DISTRIBUTION POLICY
       Public domain. All rites	reversed.

SEE ALSO
       date(1),
       http://www.subgenius.com/
       Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Or How I Found Goddess And
       What I Did To Her When I	Found Her

AVAILABILITY
       The ddate command is available from https://github.com/bo0ts/ddate.

ddate			       Bureaucracy 3161			      DDATE(1)

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